I was tempted to do a 5 o’clock in the morning thing, just to see what it was like. I get up that early anyway for work so it’s not that big of a deal, but I didn’t make it until 8:30.
I went to Walmart. They advertised a $200 laptop that I wanted to check out. Of coarse it was gone.
The Walmart crowd was intense, even at 8:30, some 4 hours after the doors were busted. I am not a shopper. I am definitely a hunter, not a gatherer. I have a target prey and I go in with the goal of killing it and dragging it home. There’s no way to find prey when everybody around you has blood in their eyes. When I saw those people pushing around their shopping carts like they were armoured personnel carriers, I had to leave.
I decided to lay low for a few hours and then try Fry’s. I love going to Fry’s. It’s the happiest place on earth. They have everything that I, umm, or my family, could ever want (they even have a stunt kite). I approached Fry’s from the back, you know, where the loading dock is. There were cars parked back there – not a good sign. When I made it into the front lot I saw cars streaming up and down the rows. That was enough. I drove away.
I am a shopping coward, I know that. There’s no way set up a hunting strategy on Black Friday. You just have to jump in there and fight, and I couldn’t do it.
I went back to Fry’s this morning, hoping that yesterday’s shoppers were home licking their wounds. It worked. I killed what I was looking for and drug it home. I can’t say what it is because it’s a gift for my wife, but it’s cool. It has to be cool if I bought it Fry’s, right? She’ll like it, right? It was expensive but still a good deal, so I am sure that she’ll like it… I guess that I’ll find out on Christmas morning.
I also bought something for my daughter, online. Amazon can read my mind. I don’t know how they do that. It’s weird. All it took was a couple of clicks. There were no scary ladies with blood in their eyes, no shopping carts or parking lots, and it came with free shipping and no sales tax. There is something to that.